Kankicha: me mivitane calke direqtors velaparake calke bugalters da gavaketebto...
And So The Saga Begins...
me damirekes ar gadagixdiato. bugaltertan shevvardi da droze fuli gadairicxos metqi. bugalterma mitxra chem gvamze mogiwevs gadabijebao. ertmanets gavuswordit, saati 12:22 s achvenebda. tvalebit shevtanxmdit rom 12:23ze gavisrodit. wamebis isari nela uaxlovdeboda 12 nishnuls. 5..4..3..2..1.. BANG!BANG! bugalteris usulo sxeuli nela daeshva miwaze...
magram es bolo ar iyo, skola bughalteris tanashemwis (kali roa) kivilma shedzra. misi siyvaruli, ertaderti nateli wertili cxovrebashi, sisxlisgan daclili chvarivit iyo migdebuli kutxeshi. tvalebi satanis cecxlit aento, daighriala "me amas ase ar davtoveb!!!" da arbaleti ishishvla...
chemi revolveridan tyviebi uceb gadmovyare. dro ar iyo, mxolod erti tyviis chadeba movaswari. erti tyvia... mxolod is gadawyvetda yvealfers
chaxmaxs titi gamovkari da... araferi, revolverma ar gaisrola. xmali ukve mokneuli iyo da raghac unda mekna gverdze gavxti da chiraghdani vtyorcne. acda. magram gazis balons ara. BAAX. afetkeba. wamit yvelaferi gaertianda. megona movkvdi da samotxeshi amovyavi tavi, magram ara me da bughalteris tanashemwe direktoris kabinetshi chavcvivdit...
dro daschirda mtveris gafantvas, magram roca es moxda mivxvdi rom kidev ufro didi gansacdelis winashe viyavi vidre gamzvunvarebuli bughalteris tanashemwe. chemi adrindeli sadardebeli ugonod egdo chamongreuli kedlis qvesh moyolili. safrtxe direqtoris magididan modioda. roca ori witlad antebuli tvali davinaxe, mivxvdi wasasvleli agarsad mqonda. imas unda shevbrolebodi vistan shexvedrasac tavs ase xshirad varidebdi... am brzolashi direqtortan momiwevda dapirispireba
bzzheu ori witlad mogizgize lazeruli xmali davinaxe. gakvirvebisgan yba chamomivarda. selimi?! mteli es dro?! gons movege da mivubrundi: selim, dro movida! tu ikneb Darth Selim giwodo, sheni namdvili saxeli... bzzheu xmali gavaaktiure da winaprebs daxmareba shevtxove...
"Join me to the Dark Side" selimis mogudulma cheshmaritad sith-xmam gaijgera
no way you fuck, mivuge gavmxnevdi da magrad mivajvi kidec: yo moma's so fat her personal drive nedd a hyperdrive to get to 60 m/h. darth selimis tavmoyvareobistvis es ukve metismeti iyo...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH" lurjma elvam haershi gaielva... mkerdshi zlieri tkivili vigrzeni.. miwas movwydi da kedels mivexetqe... selimma gadaixarxara sinatlis xmali ishishvla da shemsken gamoemarta.. nela. ise miaxlovdeboda rogorc zu-lomi antilopas... mshvidad... nela... axlos da axlos... vcdilobdi chemshi zala mepova rom wamomvdgariyavi da winaagmdegoba gamewia..
xmaurze meshvideklaselebi shemocvivdnen. patara klonebs jer swavleba boomde gavlili ar hkondat. brchyviala abjarshi elvis blikebi irekleboda. mowmeebis chamosashoreblad bnelma lordma yvela mokle. Y V E L A. yoveli xmlis dartyma titkosda me mxvdeboda da ara imat. magistrebi jihani da viza arsait chandnen mxolod R2-Dterezas moguduli wripini ismoda shoridan...
me7e klaselebis daxlechili sxeulebis grovaze Darth Selimi xmalmomarjvebuli idga. axla chemi jeri dadga. dro iyo wamomdgariyavi da mebrzola. mebrzola im me7eebistvis romlebic usamartlod sheewirnen selimis mzvinvarebas... voi, rom zalebi agar myofnida... vcade wamodgoma, magram kidev ertma elvis nakadma mtlianad damauzlura.. mtelma cxovrebam slideshow-savit chamirbina tvalwin... ert momentze ki gacherda... me da bizia Beni satevzaod viyavit wasulebi, chems ankesze ragac wamoego, didi xani vqachavdit.. bolo mxolod da mxolod zveli cheqma agmochnda.. bizia Benma ki mitxra sityvebi rolebic arasdros damaviwydeba: Didi Zala Did Pasuxismgeblobasac Nishnavs, peter!
didi dzala did pasuxismgeblobasac nishnavs. sitybei yurebshi chamesmoda morias dolebis bragabrugivit. welshi gavimarte. pirjvari gadaviwere, patriarks selimis sulis shendoba vtxove da xmalchartul brdzolashi cheverte...
selimi tavidan yochagad igeriebda xmlis yvela moqnevas, magram shemdeg roca mixvda, rom dzala chemshi ufro didi iyo, sheeshinda.. rogorc ki mis witlad mobrdghviale tvalebshi shishi davinaxe, Super Combo avige da Attack: +23 gamixda. selimi ukan ukan ixevda. roca ukan dasaxevi agarsad darcha irmis rqas chahbera... orkebi uuuzarmazari razmi arsaidan gamochnda. isini chemsken gamoemartnen.. mivxvdi tu ra uceb shemotrialda bedis borbali chems winaagmdeg, sasowarkvetas miveci... sashveli titqos arsaidan chanda..
jadoebi windaukan dafrinavdnen. avada kedavra! expeliarmus! krucio! imperio! bombarda! jerjerobit mogeriebas vaxerxebdi magram guli migrdznobda mogeba xelidan misxlteboda. vgrdznobdi rom ertaderti gamosavali sauronis bechdis xelze gaketebea iyo sikvdilis varskvlavis gasaaktiureblad magram vyoymanobdi. jer yvelaefri dakarguli ar iyo. cotac unda mometmina tavs viimedebdi. da hoi saucreba shoridan jvarulis hangebi momesma. derefanshi onises metaurobit rohanis lashkars movkari tvali...
vajkacma rohanelma mxedrebma musri gaavles maxinj orkta urdoebs... onisem gakochili selimi fexebtan damigdo.. "exla sheni gadasawyvetia yvelaferi" . selims tvalebshi chavxede, misi cremlebit savse tvalebi shewyalebas mevedrebodnen. chem tvinshi mjdari lurji muxluxo ki mxolod ert sityvas ushvebda hookah-dan bolis saxit "ARA, she nagavo!"...
wamit chavfikrdi, tumca gadawyvetilebais misaghebad bevri dro ar damixarjavs. xmali gamovrte. gangmirul selimtan chavimuxle. chemi adamantiumis klanchebi gamovushvi. shevcherdi, ertis garda yvela isev ukan shevushvi. yurshi chavchurchule xmlis gasvris ghirsi ar xar mara dausjels ver gagishveb. shublze davafurtxe da svel adgilas klanchit didi svastika amovtvifre. onises mivubrundi tajiketshi chaiyvane da ik daabi parlamentis sasaxlis kolonaze. wamit chavfikrdi. dzmobas gaficeb - davamate...
onisem tavi damiqnia, tan tvali chamikra "bazari araa zmaoo" rohanelebtan mivedi da madlobas vuxdidi daxmarebistvis.vxmaurobdit vicinodit... gvegona rom yvelaferi damtavrda.. vcdemodit... mwared vcdebodit.. uceb miwam ryeva daiwyo... ufro sworad titqos "ragac" iset pulsarebs ushvebda, rom yvealferi zanzarebda.. uceb mivxvdi rashic iyo saqme... nashieris sheuracxofit gagvizebuli deda tavis sibrazes antxevda.. gamoegviza mtavar mowinaagmdeges. me vicodi rac unda gameketebina.. vicodi rom es martos unda gameketebina.. da rac sheizleba male... magram mis budemde misasvleli gza zombebis velze gadioda..
END OF EPISODE ONE
to be continued...
By Sviazich Iguana and wm. Nikolozi
